Bahamian Conch Salad

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Fresh conchs are best, of course, but frozen conchs can be substituted. Serve over spinach or romaine lettuce or in a avocado half or a tomato star.

Ingredients

  • 4 large conchs, washed, pounded thoroughly, and cut into ¼-inch cubes

  • Salt to taste

  • 1/3 cup freshly squeezed lime juice, Key lime preferred

  • 1/3 cup freshly squeezed lemon juice

  • 1 or more goat peppers (habaneros), seeds and stems removed, crushed in a mortar

  • ½ cup finely diced celery

  • 1/4 cup finely diced green bell pepper

  • 1/4 cup finely diced red bell pepper

  • ½ cup finely diced red onion

  • 1 cup finely diced ripe tomatoes

  • Lime juice as a garnish

  • Minced goat peppers as a garnish

Instructions

Place the conch in a large bowl and sprinkle with the salt.

Mix the lime and lemon juices together in a small bowl. Add the crushed goat pepper to the juices and pour over the conch. Add the celery, bell peppers, onion, and tomatoes and mix gently with a wooden spoon.

Serve over greens or in a avocado half or tomato star with extra lime juice and goat peppers if desired.

 

K.B.’s Bird Pepper Rub

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Another incredibly hot condiment, this rub should be used sparingly. You can use any piquins, chiltepins, tabascos, or other small, hot chiles in this recipe. It is good to coat fish to be grilled or conch to be fried up in oil. Rub the mixture lightly onto the fish fillet or conch. Squirt lime juice over the food. Then seal in a zip bag for 2 to 3 hours before cooking.

Ingredients

  • 1 handful (½ cup) bird peppers, fresh or dried

  • 1 teaspoon sea salt (or more to taste)

  • 2 teaspoons fresh thyme, minced

Instructions

In a mortar, grind together all the ingredients into a paste.

 

K.B.’s Goat Pepper Sauce

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It’s really exciting to discover a unique but authentic island hot sauce recipe! This makes enough sauce to last for maybe a year in the refrigerator. Note that it is uncooked. Grind or process the peppers in a well-ventilated space, or preferably outdoors. Warning: the heat level of this sauce is off the scale, so use it sparingly. The Bahamas have an extensive sea salt extraction operation, so that is the preferred salt.

Ingredients

  • 1 pound goat peppers (habaneros), seeds and stems removed, halved

  • ½ pound garlic, peeled

  • White vinegar as needed

  • Sea salt to taste, about 1 teaspoon

  • Olive oil as needed

Instructions

In a food processor, combine, in small batches, the goat peppers and garlic and puree into a paste. Make sure that the peppers and garlic are well mixed. Place in a large jar and cover with vinegar. Add the sea salt and mix well. Then pour 2 inches of olive oil on top of the mix. K.B. says the oil keeps the air out and preserves the pepper.

 

Poisson Cru

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Here is the French Polynesian-style ceviche. Serve this to the guests while they are waiting for the pig to roast. This recipe only serves three people, so you’re going to be busy multiplying this by 10 or 20 after depleting your checkbook buying the fish.

Ingredients

  • ½ pound sushi-fresh tuna, cut into chopstick-handleable pieces

  • ½ cup each diced cucumber and carrots

  • ½ cup diced bell peppers (red, yellow, purple ¼your choice)

  • 3 fresh bird peppers, finely minced

  • ½ cup diced tomato

  • ½ cup onion, chopped

  • 1/4 cup chives, finely minced

  • ½ cup lime juice

  • Salt to taste

  • 2 cups fresh-grated coconut meat

  • 1/4 cup freshly diced pineapple

Instructions

Take a big bowl and mix up the tuna and vegetables with your hands. Add the lime juice and salt. Grate the fresh coconut meat into cheese-cloth and wring out the coconut milk into the mix. Add the pineapple and mix well. Allow to sit for an hour for the fish to “cook.” Stir and serve.

South Pacific Barbecue Sauce

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This is a finishing sauce that perks up virtually any pit-roasted meat, even goat! Pineapple and habanero chiles complement each other and produce a sauce with fruity heat and lots of spices in the flavor. You may have to triple this recipe if your suburban umu has a bunch of guests.

Ingredients

  • 2 15 ½-ounce can sliced pineapple chunks, drained and liquid reserved

  • 1 cup catsup

  • ½ cup brown sugar

  • 1 teaspoon lemon juice

  • ½ cup bourbon (drink the rest of the bottle during the 10 hours of pig roasting)

  • 1 teaspoon dried ground habanero chile or 2 fresh, stems and seeds removed, minced

  • 2 teaspoons ground ginger

  • 2 teaspoon salt

  • 1 teaspoon soy sauce

  • 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon

  • ½ teaspoon ground nutmeg

  • ½ teaspoon ground allspice

Instructions

Place the pineapple in a blender or food processor and puree until smooth.

Combine the puree and all the remaining ingredients, including the pineapple liquid, in a saucepan. Bring to a boil, reduce the heat and simmer over medium-low heat for 15 minutes, stirring occasionally until it thickens. If prepared ahead of time, refrigerate, and reheat before using.